Friday, May 21, 2010
Smokin' Bones Southern Comfort Food - Dundas and Church
These guys opened just a few short weeks ago. The food is friggin delicious. I went there the day after they opened.
however the real reason I'm reviewing them is this imagery that popped into my head from the restaurant name:
That's right, I'm a sick evil fuck. but smoking bone is just a step away from smoking pole, and from there, sucking pole and from there.... Look. Oral sex is awesome and if you can't deal with that. get out of my house. Yes i realize you're not in my house and no I'm not using outdated African American terminology. Just stop reading you uptight piece of crap.
Quit judging me just because I like having my cock sucked.
*sits in a corner staring at you with my arms folded*
Right then. The food.
Andouille sausage sandwich is awesome. pulled chicken, pulled pork, mashed potatoes. It's all fantastic. Try the fried chicken.
Here's my complaints:
Service is SLOOOOOOW. super slow. the chicken is made fresh, so the fried chicken takes like 20 minutes.
Call before you leave to try the place out and the food comes up fast. but this is NOT fast food. Its southern comfort food and it takes time and love to make.
Also, it seems like every time I'm in there, they're out of stuff. Like dumb stuff too. Like salad.
How the hell do you run out of salad?
And this is in the MIDDLE of the DAY, not towards the end of the night.
They need to figure out how to order their ingredients.
Overall, this is an awesome place. The food is awesome, the staff is quaint and the decor is sparse.
Also they all have charming accents.
eight penises out of ten.
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